"Just one more episode..."
The Binge Watcher · 3 : 47 AM
"I know exactly what I'd do to that bird."
The Documentary Critic · National Geographic, probably
"They put fish on EVERYTHING here. I approve."
The Midnight Snacker · Cooking Channel, 11 PM
"I'm not scared. Cats don't get scared."
The Horror Fan · Has not blinked in 40 minutes
"This is MY channel now. Don't even try."
The Remote Hog · Non-negotiable